Friday, June 01, 2001

I finally figured out the secret to a long and happy marriage. It's not communication; it's not passion. It's not a house in the hills overlooking the ocean. The secret is a license plate frame. It has to have both names, and it has to say FOREVER somewhere. ÒEric and love forever.Ó Or ÒEric and Diane...married forever.Ó I saw one today (the names were different, of course), and it all clicked. That's the secret. I'm ordering mine today. In fact, I'll get two. I know Diane wants one.

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